Adventures In Lube-land
If you’ve shopped for lube lately, you probably know that there are a lot more options available today than just ye olde KY or Astroglide. Options are good, we like options, but sometimes all those...
View ArticleE[LUST] #44
Photo courtesy of Plumptious Pea Welcome to e[lust] The only place where the smartest and hottest sex bloggers are featured under one roof every month. Whether you’re looking for sex journalism,...
View ArticleReview: Cosmic Bear Lube
Yeah, I know- another lube post. But this one couldn’t wait. It just couldn’t. About a year ago I started googling around for glow-in-the-dark lube. Why? Because I’m me, because I have a weird affinity...
View ArticleJoin me for a Joy Ride!
Gotcha! Happy April Fools Day everyone! Commutes to work. Running around town on errands. The amount of time we spend in our cars these days seems endless. If you’re like me and live in a city, short...
View ArticleReview: Vixen VixSkin Randy
“No. No way. No way in hell.” “I am NOT a size-queen. That is just not gonna happen.” “I think you’re mistaken, I’m not the TARDIS in the family!” If you had asked me a year, or even three months ago,...
View ArticleReview: Bad Dragon Crackers Cockatrice
I can’t remember when I first heard of Bad Dragon. Somehow I just seem to recall them always being on my radar, though I know that can’t possibly be the case. It just feels like I’ve always had that...
View ArticleReview: Jopen Intensity
When a vibrator makes you re-enact a scene from a musical[1], you know it’s a strange toy. Yet here I am, hemming and hawing and pondering a great many things as I turn this bizarre piece of silicone,...
View ArticleReview: Bad Dragon Anthro-Dragon
My second ever Bad Dragon toy, I got as a bit of an experiment. After talking with my friend Eliza about the adolescent/teen culture phenomenon that is Homestuck and the interest in anthro sextoys that...
View ArticleReview: Vixen Creations Gemstones
Anal beads have long been one of those things where fantasy and reality differ drastically. People envision balls on a string, with a vast difference between the size of the beads and the connecting...
View Article“Will Write For Dildos” Catalyst Con Recap
For those of you who were unable to attend CatalystCon last weekend, the panel I was on, “Will Write for Dildos: How and Why Companies and Reviewers Should Work Together,” is available in both audio...
View ArticleReview: New York Toy Collective’s Shilo and Love Bump
Step into your neighbourhood cock-shop and regardless of if it’s a skeevy porno store or a quality, progressive, education-based, sexuality boutique, one thing becomes immediately apparent- there is a...
View ArticleMy Life: Why Sometimes I Don’t Write For A While
Sometimes I don’t write for a while. For a long while. Sometimes I have to take a break from what I do, unannounced, and without warning. This isn’t because of some horrible calamity in my close...
View ArticleReview: Fun Factory Stronic (the short version)
Stronic review the short version: YES. GOOD. BUY ONE. MONTHS after receiving it them I still can’t formulate words to explain how awesome it is. I’m so sorry but it’s just that good. Yes, I know, it’s...
View ArticleReview: Revel Body Sonic
When I first heard of Revel Body’s Revel Sonic, it wasn’t even in production yet. I found a post on FetLife saying that there was a company here in Seattle looking to test a prototype of their...
View ArticleReview: SeaGrape Self-Care Goodies
Right around the time when I published my post about living with mental illness, and how that impacts my life and blogging ability, I got an email from my favourite online sex-utensil shop asking if...
View ArticleSex Utensil Materials: Silicone (aka the Epic Silicone Post)
Silicone is one of the best materials for sex utensils, especially for so-called “soft toys”, but there can be some (understandable) confusion. Misconceptions and out-dated information gets tossed...
View ArticleReview: BS Atelier Alex Noise
I’m gonna call it. I know it’s only April, and a lot can happen but I think the BS Atelier Alex Noise is one of the best sex utensils of the year. It’s definitely become my favourite dildo in the...
View ArticleReview: OxBalls Gym-Boy
A note from Lorax: Sometimes, when you’re in this line of work, you end up with sex utensils intended for anatomy that you don’t have. So it was with the OxBalls Gym-Boy. It’s languished in a drawer...
View ArticleReview: NobEssence Romp
AKA sometimes a buttplug is just that good that you’ll ignore common sense just to wear it. I’ve spent a lot of time putting things in my ass for fun and for science, and so I’d like to think it means...
View ArticleSince you asked…
I get a lot of rather specific search strings that lead folks to my site. Sometimes they’re even in the form of a question. So I’ve decided to go through and periodically answer some of these searches....
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